The Guardian
Man Charged After Random Scissor Stabbing Outside Melbourne Police Station; Because Where Else Would You Find Safety?
Scissor-wielding attackers, political promises, and datacentre regulations - just another Wednesday in Australia.
2026-08-25
The Guardian
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