The Guardian
Police Officers Charged With Assault After Taser-Filled Arrest of Indigenous Man
Two Victorian cops get charged for allegedly using a Taser and a knee as percussive maintenance on an Indigenous man's head during an arrest.
2026-08-13
The Guardian
2026-06-03
The Guardian Europe
Shia LaBeouf Pleads Guilty to Battery, Gets Probation and a Crash Course in Basic Human Decency
Shia LaBeouf pleads guilty to battery after a Mardi Gras bar fight, gets probation, sensitivity training, and a reminder that fame doesn’t excuse homophobic slurs and headbutts.
2026-06-02
BBC World
Maga Influencer Pulls Hair at London Tube Station, Admits It Wasn't a Great Look
A Trump-supporting PR exec admits to hair-pulling assault at Bond Street station, while her partner faces racial abuse charges - proving 'America First' sometimes conflicts with 'London Underground manners.'
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