The Guardian
August Survival Guide: Treat Yourself Like a Beloved Dog, Because Why Not?
Emma Beddington suggests we channel our inner golden retriever to survive the apocalyptic heat of 2026 - complete with naps, shade, and zero guilt.
2026-08-02
The Guardian
The Guardian
UK Government's 'Build, Baby, Build' Hits a Wall: The Wall Is Water
UK housing targets run headfirst into a drought, and the government's 'build, baby, build' slogan meets its match: a hosepipe ban and a distinct lack of H2O.
2026-07-22
BBC Business
Ex-Water Boss Charged With Allegedly Faking Tests to Avoid £45m Penalties - Just a 'Historic' Oopsie, Says Company
Ex-Southern Water CEO and three others charged with faking water tests to dodge £45m fines; company says it's 'completely different' now - except for the part where they're still being investigated.
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