The Guardian
San Francisco Bay Remains Unbeaten: Boat Joins Alcatraz's List of Failed Escapes
A memorial service boat learns the hard way why Alcatraz was a prison: one dead, three missing, and a dog as San Francisco Bay claims more victims.
2026-07-15
The Guardian
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