The Guardian
Kennedy Center Ceiling Collapses, Giving Trump Renovation Plans a Rather Timely Assist
A ceiling collapses at the Kennedy Center, and suddenly Trump's renovation plans have an unexpected - and rather convenient - new argument.
2026-09-06
The Guardian
2026-07-12
The Guardian Europe
Whistleblowers Claim Trump Rushed Kennedy Center Renovations for FIFA Peace Prize Ceremony
Whistleblowers say Trump rushed Kennedy Center renovations - including tearing out a bathroom floor over tile color - to prep for a FIFA peace prize ceremony, all while allegedly ignoring federal contracting laws.
2026-05-30
The Guardian
Trump Declares He Has 'No Interest' in Kennedy Center After Judge Orders His Name Removed, But Writes 578 Words About It Anyway
Trump spends six hours in the Situation Room 'deciding' on Iran peace, then emerges to write 578 words about being told to remove his name from a performing arts center. Meanwhile, the USPS may mess up midterm elections and kids' vaccines get cut.
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