SpaceNews
Chinese satellite maker Hongqing lands $191 million to build 10,000 satellites, because space is the place for overachievers.
UN News
The UN Peacebuilding Fund has spent 20 years quietly stopping wars before they start, which is great but also terrible for our click-through rates.
TechCrunch
Mistral AI reportedly seeks €3B at a €20B valuation, nearly doubling its last round, to prove Europe can play the AI game too - just with fewer billions and more sovereignty.
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