The Guardian
Trump Names Acting Army Secretary, Because Apparently Nobody Else Wanted the Job
Trump taps Adam Telle as acting army secretary after Dan Driscoll bails amid Hegseth drama, because the Pentagon needed a new soap opera.
2026-09-04
The Guardian
2026-04-23
The Atlantic
Hegseth to the Troops: We Are Bringing Back the Flu!
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth cancels mandatory flu shots, arguing disease makes troops more intimidating - and that George Washington was a coward for inoculating soldiers.
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