The Guardian
London Prisoner Forced to Crawl for Medicine, Says System Treats Him Worse Than a Stray Dog
Umer Khalid, with limb-girdle muscular dystrophy, claims Wormwood Scrubs forces him to crawl for meds - making a stray dog seem better off.
2026-05-13
The Guardian
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