The Verge
Amazon wants 5,105 satellites to beam cell service directly to your phone by 2028, because apparently one giant satellite constellation wasn't enough.
SpaceNews
Chinese satellite maker Hongqing lands $191 million to build 10,000 satellites, because space is the place for overachievers.
SpaceNews
China's satellite constellation hits 200, because 168 wasn't enough for a project that definitely isn't about spying on you.
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