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Scientists Give Worms Magnetic Bacteria, Worms Immediately Outlive Us All by 43%
Magnetic bacteria gave worms a 43% lifespan boost by blocking ferroptosis, because apparently even microorganisms are better at self-care than we are.
2026-09-25
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