BBC Politics
England finally bans deep-fried food in schools and tells kids to eat their vegetables, as head teachers ask for more money and less stick.
The Guardian
GCSE results are up, the gender gap is down, and mandatory resits are officially bad for your mental health. Teenagers across the UK await their digital fate.
BBC Business
MPs and peers unite to say the obvious: student loans are a financial nightmare that needs fixing, preferably before the next generation drowns in debt.
BBC Politics
Lucy Powell says student loans are 'egregious' and at the top of her in-tray, which is basically the political equivalent of putting something on your to-do list and hoping it resolves itself.
The Guardian
Lucy Powell says No 10 was a boys club that silenced women via nasty briefings, and hopes Andy Burnham will bring a meritocracy where feet stay on the floor.
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