The Guardian
A man in his 50s allegedly attacks three people with an axe in Tyers, Victoria, then flees on foot, leaving police to play a very serious game of hide and seek.
BBC World
Sydney Swans players under police investigation after a Sunday night celebration went from 'winning' to 'what the heck happened?'
The Guardian Europe
A man’s bag containing a laser hair removal device and a hot chocolate container triggered a bomb scare, partial evacuation, and flight delays at Victoria’s Avalon airport - because nothing says 'smooth skin' like a full police response.
BBC World
A car crash outside a Melbourne comic convention killed one person, with police yet to determine if the driver's erratic path was intentional or influenced by substances.
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