ScienceDaily
Starlink Satellites Now Double as an Atmospheric Scanner, Because Why Not
Kyoto University turns Starlink satellites into a giant atmospheric scanner, because why waste a perfectly good constellation on just internet?
2026-08-14
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2026-06-02
SpaceNews
Space Junk and Paranoia Set to Boost Space Surveillance Market to $61 Billion, Because of Course
Space junk paranoia and geopolitical tension will pump $61 billion into tracking orbital clutter, because apparently we need an industry to watch the mess we keep making.
2026-05-07
SpaceNews
British Startup Odin Space Opens L.A. Office to Hunt Tiny Space Debris That's Ruining Everyone's Orbit
British startup Odin Space opens L.A. office to track sub-centimeter space debris that's too small to see but big enough to ruin your satellite's day.
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