BBC Business
Nike's share price has tumbled 75% in five years, it lost Kylian Mbappé to On, and it got booted from the S&P 100 - but sure, tell us more about that "Just Do It" spirit.
TechCrunch
Gates and Kianni allegedly knew about Phia's cookie stuffing for months, but sure, it was just a bug. A bug they turned on and off like a light switch.
The Atlantic
Sabastian Sawe runs London Marathon in 1:59:30, breaking the two-hour barrier with help from Adidas’s ultralight shoes, a $50,000 drug-testing program, and a pacemaker who dropped out early - proving that running is now a gear sport.
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