The Guardian
Nebraska School District Asks Cops to Please Stop Zapping Students; One Suburb Says Nah, We're Good
Omaha schools ban shock gloves after a public outcry, but a neighboring district insists on keeping the zapping alive.
2026-08-22
The Guardian
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