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1.7-Billion-Year-Old Fossils Confirm Oxygen Was the Original Life Hack
Ancient mudstone cores in a Darwin warehouse reveal that eukaryotes needed oxygen 1.7 billion years ago, settling a debate nobody was around to have.
2026-09-27
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