The Guardian Europe
Oil Giants Post 'War Bonus' Profits, Trump Demands They 'Give Some Back'
Oil companies rake in record profits from Middle East conflict, drawing bipartisan ire and calls to give back their 'war bonus'.
2026-08-04
The Guardian Europe
2026-08-01
NPR Economy
Oil Giants Post Eye-Watering Profits, Call Windfall Taxes 'Misguided' (While Counting Their Billions)
Oil giants make billions off wartime crude prices, call windfall taxes 'misguided,' and vow to keep the money flowing (to themselves, naturally).
2026-07-29
The Guardian
Big Oil’s Climate Crimes: Existing Laws Might Finally Get Some Exercise
Forget new laws: existing statutes on reckless endangerment, catastrophe, and manslaughter might finally get a workout against Big Oil.
2026-05-15
Toyota Warns of Oil Shortage, Suggests 'Eh, Close Enough' Substitute
Toyota warns hybrid owners that their cars might have to drink the cheap stuff for a bit, because war and supply chains are a thing.
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