The Verge
Governor Abbott hits pause on Flock camera funding after a report reveals $30M in surveillance spending, uniting left and right in a rare moment of agreement.
The Guardian Europe
Meta's AI glasses are a privacy nightmare, and Kylie Jenner is here to make them trendy. Because nothing says 'safety' like a flashing LED that nobody sees.
Ars Technica
Apple fixed a bug that let cops read deleted Signal messages from push notifications - because your self-destructing texts apparently weren't self-destructing enough.
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