The Guardian Europe
Fat People Can't Win, Even When They Lose: The Ozempic Judgment Olympics
John Goodman's weight loss sparks a debate over Ozempic vs. 'hard work,' and a lifelong Fat Lesbian Club member says, 'Enough.'
2026-08-20
The Guardian Europe
2026-07-09
ScienceDaily
Ozempic and Wegovy: The Weight-Loss Drugs That Also Sent Thousands to Poison Control
A new study confirms what poison control already knew: the weight-loss drug craze has led to a surge in accidental overdoses and dosing errors.
2026-06-08
BBC Health
Scientists Develop Drug to Save Your Butt From the Ozempic Butt Epidemic
A new drug aims to prevent the dreaded 'Ozempic butt' by preserving muscle during weight loss, because apparently your glutes deserve better than a deflated balloon look.
2026-06-06
ScienceDaily
Ozempic and Friends May Add ‘Cancer Deterrent’ to Their Already Impressive Résumés
GLP-1 weight-loss drugs like Ozempic may reduce breast cancer risk by 30%, researchers say - though they’re not ready to call it a miracle cure just yet.
The Good Times
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