BBC World
Zambian opposition leader Brian Mundubile gets treason charges for disputing an election, because apparently disagreeing with the results is now a capital offense.
BBC World
Zambian courts have mysteriously shut down just as the election petition deadline hits, making it extra hard to challenge the results. Lawyers told to scram, opposition in hiding, and the inauguration prep continues - because why not?
BBC World
Zambia's president wins a second term with 60% of the vote, but opposition cries foul, observers raise eyebrows, and everyone pretends this is all very normal.
BBC World
Zambia's electoral commission suspends vote counting over alleged attacks and stolen ballots, because democracy just wasn't exciting enough.
BBC World
The Trump administration's new health aid deals for Africa come with conditions - prioritize US pharma, share data, and align with US interests. Some nations are signing, but others are saying 'no thanks.'
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