The Guardian Europe
Manchester City's guilty verdict looms over Enzo Maresca's press conference, while Frank Lampard keeps his titles in his head and Bayern's camp practices selective amnesia.
The Guardian Europe
Sydney Marathon's medal features a Munich stadium instead of a Sydney landmark, proving that even in error, the course 'finds a way' to include international flavour.
Bavaria wants you to know it has mountains, beer, dark skies, and castles so pretty Disney stole them - and you can experience it all without ever choosing which to prioritize.
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