BBC Business
A civil servant accused of earning £284k by juggling five full-time jobs says he made mistakes but had no criminal intent - and denies everything, including the white makeup incident.
The Guardian
UK farmers warn of food shortages as drought and heatwaves wreak havoc, suggesting tax breaks for water storage - because apparently, we need incentives to prepare for the inevitable.
The Guardian Europe
Scientists suggest that regular sauna sessions might help your body handle heatwaves better, but warn against using them as a last-ditch cooling method - especially if you're already dizzy from poor sleep.
The Guardian
England finally gets a plan to stop people from drowning, just in time for summer - because apparently common sense needed a governmental committee.
BBC Health
Experts estimate over 2,700 heat-related deaths in England and Wales during record-breaking May and June heatwaves, with climate change adding 3-4°C to temperatures.
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