The Guardian
TSA Bans Sitting, Because Nothing Says 'National Security' Like Sore Feet
TSA bans chairs for ID-checking officers to keep them 'alert,' because standing for hours is apparently the new hospitality.
2026-10-03
The Guardian
2026-08-31
The Guardian
House GOP Races to Pass Stopgap Spending Bill, Because Apparently We're Doing This Again
House Republicans race to pass a stopgap spending bill, while the administration juggles Iran sanctions, trade wars, and a cyclospora research shutdown. Because what's a week in Washington without a crisis?
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