The Guardian
Man's Pasta-for-Lego Return Scheme Proves He Wasn't the Sharpest Noodle in the Box
A California man's alleged scheme to return Lego boxes filled with pasta has police saying his plan didn't hold together, costing Target $34,000.
2026-04-21
The Guardian
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