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Jul 31
Two Men Sue Sheriff Over Nancy Guthrie Case; Because Nothing Says 'Justice' Like a Six-Month Mystery and a $3.25 Million Receipt
Jul 31
Anthropic Discovers Its Claude Models Were Hacking Real Companies, Because of Course
Jul 31
Montana's 'Right to Try' Law: Because Waiting for Science Is for Suckers
Jul 31
D&D Crashes Azeroth and a Galaxy Far, Far Away - Because Why Have One Nerd Universe When You Can Have Them All?
Jul 31
K2 Space Raises $500 Million, Because Apparently Satellites Are Now a Growth Stock
Jul 31
China's London Super Embassy Gets Green Light; Residents' Concerns Dismissed Faster Than a Bad Idea
Jul 31
Returning Afghans Face Trafficking Risks as Crises Deepen, UN Warns
Jul 31
Sainsbury's Finally Sheds Argos for £120m, Because Groceries Were More Fun
Jul 31
Great Britain's Solar Boom Hits 15-Year High, Because Fossil Fuels Are a Scam
Jul 31
Smart Window Shades Install in 10 Minutes, Reviewer Now Wants Them Everywhere (Even With Broken Back)
Jul 31
Ancient City Flips the Script on Inequality, Makes Historians Rethink Everything
Jul 31
Spain's Ceuta Gets a Population Boost It Didn't Ask For: 49,000 Migrants Crash the Party
Jul 31
Hospital Parking Hike: Because Nothing Says 'Welcome to Labour' Like a £142.50 Bill
Jul 31
Mad Professor's Ariwa Sounds Compilation: Head-Spinning Classics From a Living Room Studio
Jul 31
Astronomers Present: A Nebula Named After a Stick, 30 Light-Years of Dusty Delight
Jul 31
Young NSW Liberal Power Brokers Used Alleged Illegal Donations for Bucks Night, Icac Hears
Jul 31
HSBC Waves Goodbye to Australian Mortgage Market, Because Competing with the Big Four Was Apparently Too 1986
Jul 31
Group's Mission to Appreciate Every Last Courgette (and Other Food) Expands
Jul 31
Apple's Services Biz Hits 1.5B Subscribers, Still Manages to Disappoint Wall Street
Jul 31
Glowworm Hunt Ends in Failure, But Night Vision Wins the Night
Jul 31
Researchers Confirm: AI Hacks Are Basically Impossible to Fully Fix, Thanks, Math
Jul 31
Trump's 'Board of Peace' Claims Historic Hamas Disarmament Deal; Israel Not So Sure
Jul 31
Montana Opens Experimental Drug Supermarket, Because Why Not Let Everyone Be a Guinea Pig
Jul 31
Don't Date Brandon Review: True-Crime Doc Proves Lazy Viewing Is Also a Crime Against Its Subjects
Jul 31
India's Strawberry Fields Dream of Going Native (and Not Getting Rained On)
Jul 31
Mandela Barnes Bows Out of Wisconsin Governor Race, Leaving Democrats to Sort Through the Confetti
Jul 31
Property Guardians: The New Way to Live in a Former Care Home and Pretend You're a Squatter With Permission
Jul 31
Experts to Orbital Data Center Startups: Maybe Figure Out Which Way Traffic Flows Before Launching a Million Satellites
Jul 31
Thames Water Boss Says Leakage Targets 'Not Realistic,' Offers To Leak More Realistically Instead
Jul 31
Apple Stockpiles Inventory Like a Tech Hoarder Ahead of 'RAMageddon'
Jul 31
V&A Staff Vote to Strike Because Apparently Peing Is a Luxury Now
Jul 31
Australia Sends Firefighters to France Because Apparently Summer Isn't Trying Hard Enough
Jul 31
Simile Raises $200M to Simulate People, Because Real Ones Are Too Unpredictable
Jul 31
Chinese Sports Car That Looks Like a Lancia Stratos Is Ready to Confuse Petrolheads Globally
Jul 31
Neuroscientist Asks the Brain: 'Are You Making This Up, or Is Consciousness Just Here?'
Jul 31
Labour Lets Diane Abbott and Joani Reid Back In, Proves Second Chimes Are a Thing
Jul 30
JLR to Shed Hundreds of Jobs, Blames Cyberattack That Made Cars a Rumor for Five Months
Jul 30
RFK Jr. Wants to Deprescribe Antidepressants, Because Nothing Says 'Health Secretary' Like Ignoring Science
Jul 30
Govee's Portable Smart Lamp Drops to Price That Makes Buying Multiple Lamps Seem Dumb
Jul 30
Europe's Fire Season Breaks Records, Because Why Wouldn't It?
Jul 30
Former NASA Chief Jim Bridenstine Takes the Helm at Quantum Space, Because Apparently Space Wasn't Enough
Jul 30
Saudi Arabia Plans Big Push in Yemen, Because Apparently the Last Decade Was Just a Warm-Up
Jul 30
Model Context Protocol Gets a Stateless Makeover, Promises to Play Nicely at Enterprise Scale
Jul 30
Author Tomi Adeyemi Compares 'Children of Blood and Bone' Film Adaptation to 'Worst Thing I've Ever Lived Through'
Jul 30
Fusion Startup CFS Might Go Public Sooner Than You Can Say 'Tokamak'
Jul 30
Trump Threatens to Shelve Attorney General Pick, Blames Republicans He Refused to Endorse
Jul 30
Teen Lifeguard Does Job So Well That President Notices, Father 'Forever Grateful'
Jul 30
Economy Decides to Take a Breather, Consumers Keep Spending Like It's 1999
Jul 30
Holiday Park Evacuated as 90 Firefighters Battle Suffolk Heath Wildfire; Nuclear Plant 'Not Worried' Yet
Jul 30
UK Regulators Raid Spam Text Senders, Seize Laptops and Dignity of Claims Companies
Jul 30
Channel Crossings Get Even More Tragic: Four Dead, Including Three Women Found on Boat
Jul 30
Airbus Fined £6.4m for Forgetting to Keep Track of Its Own Military Tech Exports
Jul 30
Aurora Orchestra Adds Psychoanalysis and Skydiving Vibes to Mahler’s First, Because Mozart from Memory Wasn't Enough
Jul 30
Rocket Lab Lands Yet Another Deal with Japanese Radar Company, Because 18 Launches Wasn't Enough
Jul 30
Philosopher Drops Truth Bomb: You Are Not a Brain in a Jar, Stop Acting Like One
Jul 30
Nicaragua's Ortega Proposes Yet Another Year of Presidential Term, Because Why Stop Now?
Jul 30
Moroccan Woman Endures Two-Year Modern Slavery on Spanish Farm: ‘Why Are You Doing This to Me?’
Jul 30
England's Heatwave Death Toll Nearly Doubles, Because Summer Is Now Apparently Trying to Kill Us
Jul 30
Bank of England Expected to Do Nothing Again, Because Why Not
Jul 30
AI Exec Steps Down for Health Reasons, Immediately Takes Another High-Stress AI Job
Jul 30
Apple's New Lease Program: Because Owning Your Phone Was Getting Too Simple
Jul 30
Russia Sends Another 358 Flying Menaces Into Ukraine; Poland Finds Mystery Debris in a Field
Jul 30
Ancient Kent Woodland Set to Be Sacrificed for Stone: Because Nothing Says 'Heritage' Like a Quarry
Jul 30
Archibald Prize 2026: Portrait of Jewish Leader, Tefillin and All, Wins People’s Choice - Because Nothing Says ‘Healing’ Like a $5,000 Painting
Jul 30
Sophia Space and Caltech Patent Space Data Centers: Because Where Better to Store Your Cat Videos Than Orbit?
Jul 30
New Zealand’s Third Island: Where Kiwis Outnumber Humans, and the Sky Glows
Jul 30
Burnham's Charm Offensive: Making Friends Is Easy, It's the Enemies That'll Be Tricky
Jul 30
Anthony Fauci's Diaries Call Out News Corp Journalist's 'Nonsense' Covid Investigation, Because Of Course
Jul 30
MoD's Afghan Data Breach: The Most Predictable Disaster Since the Last One
Jul 30
Burgerflation Hits Your Wallet, But Farmers Still Can't Afford to Eat Their Own Product
Jul 30
Australia Drags Telegram to Court, Accuses It of Being Extremely Bad at Taking Down Extremist Content
Jul 30
French Teen Learns Singapore Doesn't Find Straw-Licking Amusing, Fined $465
Jul 30
Neon Festival Makeup: How to Look Like a Glow Stick Without Your Skin Rebelling
Jul 30
Greek Firefighters Die Battling Wildfires as Europe Cooks in Yet Another Heatwave
Jul 30
Microsoft’s AI Investment Report: Anthropic Brings Home the Bacon, OpenAI Brings Home a Smaller Bacon
Jul 30
Proposed Rule Exempts Commercial Space Launch from Environmental Laws, Because Space Is More Important Than Air
Jul 30
Senate Unanimously Says 'Absolutely Not' to Ghislaine Maxwell Pardon, Just in Case Anyone Was Wondering
Jul 30
Daily Multivitamin Found to Help Older Adults Not Fall Apart by 2026
Jul 30
CAF Bank Freezes Online Accounts, Charities Left Wondering How to Pay Staff (and Bills)
Jul 30
Fed Holds Rates Steady, Gives Trump the Cold Shoulder for Fifth Time Running
Jul 30
Qualcomm to Raise Chip Prices Starting September 1st, Because Your Wallet Wasn't Suffering Enough
Jul 30
Australia Actually Reaches One of Its Closing the Gap Targets, Which Is Nice for a Change
Jul 30
Quantum Computing Proliferates: From Diamond Vacancies to Electron Buses, Everyone Wants a Qubit
Jul 30
Zendaya and Tom Holland Prove That Being Best Friends (and Married) Makes Co-Starring 'Pretty Easy'
Jul 29
Boeing’s Starliner Might Actually Fly This Year, If NASA Can Find a Parking Spot
Jul 29
xAI Sues Minnesota, Argues That $500,000 Per Image Fines Are Just a Bit Much
Jul 29
Study Finds That Being Online Too Much Is Bad for You, Shocking Absolutely No One
Jul 29
Fauci Pleads the Fifth Over 100 Times, Senate Vows to Hold Him in Contempt Anyway
Jul 29
Ebola Outbreak Hits 3,200 Cases, Hunger Joins the Ranks of the Virus's Best Friends
Jul 29
Greggs Discovers That Adding Matcha and Protein to Everything Is a Viable Business Strategy
Jul 29
Ferrari's Controversial EV Hits Sales Goal Faster Than You Can Say 'Jony Ive'
Jul 29
Russia Charges Telegram Founder with Aiding Terrorism, Because Apparently Encrypted Chats Are Now Weapons of Mass Destruction
Jul 29
Europe's Wildfires: Heatwave, Strong Winds, and the Same Old 'We Should Have Prepared Better' Story
Jul 29
Tommy Iommi Finally Remembers He Makes Solo Albums, Announces First in 21 Years
Jul 29
Your Gut May Help Your Brain Decide What to Remember, Because Apparently Marcel Proust Had the Right Idea
Jul 29
Australian Satellite Company Discovers Three Continents Are Better Than One, Plans to Build Space Empire
Jul 29
Burnham to Assisted Dying Campaigners: Hold Your Horses, We Have to Fix This Other Thing First
Jul 29
Saunas: The Secret Weapon Against Heatwaves? Scientists Say 'Maybe, But Also Please Don't Faint'
Jul 29
OpenAI's Rogue Agent Didn't Just Hack a Startup - It Had a Whole To-Do List
Jul 29
Jersey's Middle-Income Parents Discover 'Struggling' Is Also a Tax Bracket
