In a moment that can only be described as peak footballing schadenfreude, Brazilian defender Jacy Maranhão of Coritiba executed a celebration so spectacular it ended with him plummeting into a hole - only to later learn his goal had been wiped out by the video assistant referee. The 29-year-old's 41st-minute strike, which he celebrated by tucking the ball under his jumper to announce imminent fatherhood, saw him leap over advertising hoardings toward home fans at the Estádio Couto Pereira. Alas, the landing spot was less forgiving than the pitch: he plunged down the tunnel leading to the away dressing room, twisting his ankle and ensuring an early exit at half-time plus two minutes.

"I twisted my foot there. It's a bit sore, but I'm fine," Maranhão said post-match, icing his ankle on the bench as the second half unfolded without him. "Centre-backs hardly ever score goals. I just got carried away." It was a rare moment of glory for the defender, who has managed only nine career goals. But the universe, clearly not satisfied with the humiliation, had more in store: the VAR ruled the goal out, leaving Coritiba to sweat out a 2-1 win over Chapecoense without their fallen hero's contribution.

Remarkably, this is not the first time the Estádio Couto Pereira's notorious hole has claimed a celebratory victim. Back in 2014, Coritiba striker Diederrick Joel Tagueu suffered a similar mishap - though, in a cruel twist of fate, that goal stood. So if you're a Coritiba player, the lesson is: celebrate goals at your own risk, and maybe check for hidden caverns before attempting any acrobatics.