BBC World
Israel demolishes Hebron homes, displaces 2,000 Palestinians ahead of elections, because nothing says 'security' like a well-timed bulldozer.
The Guardian Europe
Kimi Antonelli takes pole in Austin as rivals blame the wind, Ferrari lose their pace, and Toto Wolff insists the title talk is 'not realistic' - sure, Toto.
TechCrunch
Block's new Dessa voice model sounds eerily human with laughs, pauses, and cries - and it runs locally, so your next customer service call might be handled by a GPU rack with feelings.
The Guardian Europe
The New York archdiocese is finalizing an $800m settlement with 1,300 abuse survivors, offering either $250,000 each or a form to fill out - because nothing says closure like paperwork.
TechCrunch
SpaceX quietly restores Starshield for Ukraine after a 10-day drone-grounding hiatus, but offers no explanation - because why start now?
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