Anonymous Duo Two Shell Announce New Album, Continue Their Quest to Creep Us Out Digitally
Two Shell announce 'Infinite Now' with a creepy new single, claim they used 'latest technology' (possibly a toaster), and continue their proud tradition of making everything disappear.
Two Shell, the London-based duo whose faces are apparently too good for the internet, have announced their latest project. Infinite Now drops October 16 via Young, following up 2025's IIcons. The album includes the new single 'Thing About You,' a two-step track that sounds like it was beamed in from a slightly unsettling future - and which they originally premiered during their Dekmantel set last summer, because why not make the fans wait a whole season. Also on the tracklist are previously released songs 'The Nightmare,' 'Smile,' and 'Follow,' which together form a playlist that sounds like a horror movie directed by a Fitbit.
In a statement, Two Shell claim they made the album 'with the latest technology,' which is either a flex about AI or a confession that they recorded it on a smartphone. An Instagram teaser instructs listeners to 'turn up the music get lost in the moment don't think… feel,' which is basically the same advice you'd give someone about to eat a very spicy pepper.
Their most recent project, the Bandcamp exclusive t҉w҉o҉ ҉s҉h҉e҉l҉l҉, was a remix of their 2024 self-titled LP. At press time, the album had apparently vanished from the internet - because Two Shell are above such trivial things as 'being findable.' Reps have yet to confirm what happened, but the duo are known for similar hijinks, including sending decoys to their Boiler Room DJ sets and interviews. So either the album was abducted by aliens, or they just thought it would be funny. Probably both.
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